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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 11:04:00 -
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Hello miners of Abudban!
Heretic Army is now selling mining passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Mining barges, Orcas, Etc. safety from our suicide gank squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored.
Individual Fee: 200 Million ISK Per Month Corporation Fee: 500 Million ISK Per Month
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Mining Pass! ISK will be payable to myself or Heretic Army.
Jude o7 Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 11:05:00 -
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A smart purchase seeing as Hulkageddon approaches.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 12:58:00 -
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Jes Visuit wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
so you're saying that as long as no one buys into this scheme everyone will be in, relatively, very little danger?
Either way, we are going to be making runs into Abudban every 15 minutes for hours, days, weeks. We will be dropping several hundred Hulks/Mackinaws/Orcas, Etc. in the coming months, so if a pilot would like to protect his assets, he or she will purchase one of these passes.
If we have 1/3 of the Hulks on the belt blue, then the other 2/3's have a higher risk of being popped and probably podded.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:09:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Na na na, na na, na na na na
Hey Jude, don't let me down You have found her, now go and get her Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah
Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh!
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
tl:dr this thread sucks just as hard as Judes blog
My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans.
Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:42:00 -
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MrWhitei God wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote: Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P
this is only a suggestion and not an excuse to butcher a perfectly good song
Good point, I'll be honest... with all of the different genres I listen to, The Beatles are still my favorite band (Cliche I know, but I was raised listening and playing their music). Don't **** with the song :P
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:03:00 -
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ChYph3r wrote:Empire BS........waste of a good thread space..........
Lol its not like we are Empire PVPers, we are coming from lowsec and ganking those dumb enough to mine in a video game.
Free loot, tears, and laughs, nothing wrong with that.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:10:00 -
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Prince Kobol wrote:Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system?
People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:16:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans. Its looks horrible and it made me not want to read anything so i didnt
Lol fair enough. =) Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:22:00 -
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Prince Kobol wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:Prince Kobol wrote:Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system? People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life. You know.. you are right and if people are stupid enough to mine in Abudban the I wish you god speed with your ganks :)
Haha thanks.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 16:06:00 -
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Kaomi Zorbaz wrote:Do you accept financing?
Meaning letting someone else handle the income? Nope. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 19:22:00 -
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Miss Margin wrote:Joshua Aivoras wrote:Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose. Didn't goons already do this with their ice interdiction scheme, sell licenses to mine ice that they have no intention of honoring?
The difference being that we will honor. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:06:00 -
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Just got our first customer!  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:09:00 -
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Axis Raikkonen wrote:Recipe for lulz:
- Sell protection from Hulkageddon/similar gankfest
- Have partners sell similar but separate protection
- Gullible miners buy protection from one person, can't afford to buy from others
- Find gullible miner, honor agreement. Give away location to partners.
- Partners gank miner. Tears ensue.
- ???
- _______________!!!
That last one is a fill-in-the-blank. P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.
Give away locations? You mean the asteroid belts in Abudban? Not very hard to locate the miners m8.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:28:00 -
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Axis Raikkonen wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:Just got our first customer!  You should maintain a customer list in this thread. Make it easier for your fellow "protection specialists" to find paying clients!
Lol sharing customer info sounds like a really bad idea, so I'm going to not do that. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:29:00 -
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Liang Nuren wrote:Jarnis McPieksu wrote:Guys, while I fully endorse suicide ganking miners, if you make it a business venture and keep doing it over long term, you'll just cause enough tears and ragequits that CCP will nerf suicide ganking to the ground. And if they do so, I would be very unhappy. Please farm tears responsibly!
(And yes, extorting "protection fees" which in all reality do not protect you from anything is "making a business venture" out of it) You are aware that suicide ganking has already been "nerfed into the ground" right? :) -Liang
And we keep dropping those Hulks like nothings changed.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 17:21:00 -
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Kush Monster wrote:waiting for you to announce a payout plan for killed macks and hulks.
Once you guys do that and honor the payouts you will have much more support on this.
Well, that would suggest that we would be killing our customers, which we will not be doing. If they purchase the mining pass, they will receive complete safety from our Heretic Jihad squads. We will not have to replace any "accidental" kills because we won't make any. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 17:58:00 -
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Lady Ayeipsia wrote:So wait.... This is just 1 system? Not even a region? Why wouldn't miners just move? What makes this system so worth while to mine in any ways?
Hmmm... I wonder just how many thrasher it would take to pop a mining rokh... I may have to fly there to find out. LOL
As for not making any accidental kills... That is a pretty big claim. Why not put your isk and 5 carriers if materials where your mouth is? If you are so confident in not killing customers, then offer to replace any accidental kill, refund the paid price, and throw in a little extra isk? If you really are that confident, then you are risking nothing and people may like the reassurance.
Thats a fair suggestion.
If any customer's Mining Barge/Orca is killed by a Heretic Army pilot, they will have their ship replaced + their month's fee refunded. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 18:52:00 -
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Silvester Bloom wrote:Right.
Hello bigmouths of Abudban!
Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.
We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.
Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk
anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra
further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.
Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.
P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.
any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals
First off, LOL.
Second, I have no idea how anyone could kill me 100 times. Maybe over the course of a couple years... but still, probably not. What are the chances that one player kills another player 100 times? I think you're going a little overboard with that one.
Third, you're prizes are very low! Maybe consider purchasing an Abudban Mining Pass, mining for a few months to collect some more funding, and presenting some larger bounties early next year?
And why would I terminate my account? I love Eve. Its the stuff like this that keep my playing this game month after month. I really appreciate this post btw, having RMS personally target me is a great honor. Well, maybe not that great... you're just a noob corp after all.
Lastly, U MAD? Because you sound pretty mad. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:05:00 -
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Silvester Bloom wrote:my intention was to sound mad, yes. thats the motivation for them noobcorpmembers i hope.
and look oh look who started talkin seriousrly after all :D
I repeat - I have never met any of those rats in game before nor suffered from them so cut this out already, im not mad.
I just don't see the downside for myself here... I mean, you're sending individual noobs or maybe the occasional unorganized gang at me, and I get to kill them all.
I appreciate the act of stimulating some PVP for noobs though, thats always good for the game as a whole.
Bring em on I guess 
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:18:00 -
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Silvester Bloom wrote:well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?
Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:21:00 -
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And you still haven't explained the 100 kills aspect. How do you expect anyone to accomplish such a vast amount of kills on a single player? Maybe lower it to 20 kills for a billion and someone may be able to pull that off by next summer. As you said, funds are unlimited. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:24:00 -
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Axis Raikkonen wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:Silvester Bloom wrote:well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored? Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like. Known associates:
- Minmatar Customs Major
- Jumpgate Sentry Gun
- CONCORD Police Captain
I have big friends  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:27:00 -
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Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 19:49:00 -
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Silvester Bloom wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever.  you ARE bored arent you? I am not going to disapoint you by posting with my main or letting you have a look at its killboard noob. the qestion is not about my mental health here. control your ego and everything else will be ok.
I am a little bored, yeah.
I didn't question your mental health... I questioned your Eve knowledge and skill, and I questioned your ability to follow through with funds.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.15 20:13:00 -
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Well that was entertaining...
Anyway, contact me in game if you'd like to become part of the few ungankable miners in Abudban's profitable belts!
Just 30Mil per pilot per month! Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.16 01:11:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Abudban you say? Great. Nice to know there will be some miners there with a false sense of security after buying a 'mining pass'. This thread has probably made Abudban the most dangerous system to mine in. Was that the intention? 
Well, we gank there all the time... this actually makes it safer. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.16 01:16:00 -
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Red Vegas wrote:Joshua Aivoras wrote:Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose. Not quite... Bastard Pass-1 for originality +1 for Jude Lloyd and his pure evilness
Lol that is pretty awesome.
Also, does that mean I'm at zero currently? Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.16 02:45:00 -
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Farrina wrote:This is my official statement of non-compliance.
And you are? Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
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Posted - 2011.12.17 23:55:00 -
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Jimmyhatt wrote:So has anyone poped Jude yet. This has provided me with many lulz. On a side note though. The pay off for protection would be a good idea. We will find you.
I have yet to be targeted by any RMS, but I'm waiting  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.19 07:01:00 -
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Two new customers! Join the select few Miners safe from our Heretic Jihad squads!  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.21 16:59:00 -
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The service protects miners from our daily gank squads, which may be the only real concern for an Abudban miner.
And seeing as we've gotten almost a dozen customers already, it appears that the miners in Abudban would rather pay these reasonable prices than move out.
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2012.01.10 20:31:00 -
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Miregar Shakor wrote:Ahrieman wrote:Miregar Shakor wrote:Finkov wrote:Infact, just for sh1ts and giggles I will personally put a 5 billion ISK reward (and invite you to join Heretic Academy) on the member of RMS that actually pod kills Jude 3 times. Hmm. Can I take you up on that offer even if I am in Brutor Tribe? I mean..a n00b is a n00b, right?  I think even the most clever militia blob would have a tough time with this. After all, Jude Lloyd is quite wiley  How hard can it be?Gäó Just wait around long enough, be present when he gets Concordokkened and try to get that pod, right? Could be fun to see how many fails I would manage to generate out of this 
Go for it \o/ Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |
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